Tapestries

Description: Soarin's chief flight attendant is very complimentary.

Description: Dreamfinder's eternal question to Figment, as asked in the depths of space and time.

Description: Dreamfinder's eternal question to Figment, as asked in the depths of space and time.

Description: Back when Disney-MGM Studios first opened, signs like these would appear around the parks whenever something was being upgraded.

Description: Back in 2014 things got so crazy in the Vista Way hot tubs that they were filled in with dirt and closed forever. If you've got stories to tell, this shirt is for you to wear proudly.

Description: This phrase from Shanghai Disneyland's pirate's section sent out a wave of laughter and tweets when it was revealed at Destination D. This design, inspired by the sign, should do the same for you.

Description: Brag about your dead-eye rifle skills on the Magic Kingdom's electronic shooting gallery. There's 35 holes in the typography—one for each shot in your gun!

Description: It looks like the new ride at Animal Kingdom, which promised a ride on a creature's back, is going to be theater based. So really it's this.

Description: Walt Disney never said this, but nobody seems to remember that -- even his own company. This line was originally used in EPCOT Center's Horizons attraction and was included in the script by show writer Tom Fitzgerald, who may have gotten it from a General Electric Human Resources publication.

Description: It's bitter, it's gross, but you can't resist it - or resist making others try the stuff.

Description: A distressed reproduction of the Smoke Tree logo worn by Walt on his ranch, often seen on ties and other clothing in the mid-1960s.

Description: You can't hide, you're too shiny.

Description: Now you can take one of the greatest drinks of the vacation kingdom with you wherever you go.

Description: Better safe than sorry.

Description: This shape is found in wooden panels outside the Skipper's Canteen, the former Adventureland Veranda restaurant in Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom. It's likely a stock item from an architectural catalog but I find the simplicity and uniqueness of the shape fascinating.

Description: Celebrate your nuptials in Disney style — 1960's Disney style!

Description: In California, Trader Sam's has some unique drinks that it's Florida counterpart does not, one of the best being the lemony delicious Shipwreck on the Rocks.

Description: The secret password to open all your desires.

Description: One of the best drinks at Trader Sam's bar in Walt Disney World is inspired by the film 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Description: It's not over 'till its over.

Description: If you're a passionate fan of Epcot's old Maelstrom attraction in the Norway pavilion at EPCOT, you'll appreciate the subtle(?) joke which simultaneously pokes fun at the Tiki Room's '90s update (which has now been removed). The Spirit of Norway lies in you!

Description: Dreamfinder and Figment may be gone, but their message of creativity remains strong.

Description: Are you off to nowhere in particular? If so, this list of cities from the song may be the thing for you. And since it's from the UK, the words are rendered in the British Rail typeface instead of Helvetica!

Description: Fans of the original Jaws ride will enjoy this subtle nod to the attraction's heroic boat, which looks like a standard sports jersey to the rest of the world.

Description: This one's for fans of Universal Studios Florida's original King Kong attraction: a reproduction of the actual Roosevelt Island logo as seen on the original real and attraction tram cars, with our favorite ape added for excitement. You can practically smell the banana breath.

Description: As Judy Dench reminds on daily on Spaceship Earth, the Phoenicians were responsible for developing the first alphabet. Now you can acknowledge our cultural debt of gratitude with this shirt, which says "Thank the Phoenicians" in the Phoenician alphabet.

Description: When you've got to go, you've got to go.

Description: This line was written by the Sherman Brothers as part of a now defunct show about Japan's complex history with world relations. Today, it seems a fitting description of the Tokyo Disneyland Resort. Behind the phrase is the kanji character for the word "love."

Description: Inspired by the CircleVision 360 film, we celebrate the United States' northern neighbor with this clean design.

Description: It's fun to dine with fruits and vegetables. Rendered in a modern take on Art Deco style, this shirt it's a delicious complement for our "Veggie Veggie" couples shirt.

Description: We've all been there -- maybe you've had one too many drink on your Disney vacation either in the parks or on a cruise. It's OK. Just remember the advice Buzz gave Woody.

Description: Especially for fans of a certain spook house, this shirt will surely help those around you to get into the spirit of your nuptials. Till Death Do Us Part is rendered in green to compliment the matching groom's shirt.

Description: It's fun to dine with fruits and vegetables. Rendered in a modern take on Art Deco style, this shirt it's a delicious complement for our "Fruit Fruit" couples shirt.