T-Shirts

Description: Join the class of 2317! After the Pandora Conservation Initiative started, the first generation of children born on the planet are ready to graduate and pongu pongu!

Description: Back when Disney-MGM Studios first opened, signs like these would appear around the parks whenever something was being upgraded.

Description: In 1914, cartoonist Windor McKay caused a sensation with his vaudeville act, wherein he would "command" Gertie, an animated brontosaur-like creature, to perform tricks, vanishing from the room and appearing in the film itself at the conclusion. Gertie was hugely influential on an entire generation of animators and today is enshrined at Disney's Hollywood Studios in the form of an ice cream shop.

Description: Back in 2014 things got so crazy in the Vista Way hot tubs that they were filled in with dirt and closed forever. If you've got stories to tell, this shirt is for you to wear proudly.

Description: Used on Florida Citrus packaging in the 1970s, this former advertising icon let consumers know that their orange and grapefruit juice came from the Sunshine State. Disney's Orange Bird was said to reside in the Sunshine Tree.

Description: This phrase from Shanghai Disneyland's pirate's section sent out a wave of laughter and tweets when it was revealed at Destination D. This design, inspired by the sign, should do the same for you.

Description: Brag about your dead-eye rifle skills on the Magic Kingdom's electronic shooting gallery. There's 35 holes in the typography—one for each shot in your gun!

Description: Announced for Walt Disney World's Pleasure Island but never built, Madison's Dive was to be a themed restaurant based on the hit 1984 Touchstone film, "Splash."

Description: It looks like the new ride at Animal Kingdom, which promised a ride on a creature's back, is going to be theater based. So really it's this.

Description: Walt Disney never said this, but nobody seems to remember that -- even his own company. This line was originally used in EPCOT Center's Horizons attraction and was included in the script by show writer Tom Fitzgerald, who may have gotten it from a General Electric Human Resources publication.

Description: It's bitter, it's gross, but you can't resist it - or resist making others try the stuff.

Description: A distressed reproduction of the Smoke Tree logo worn by Walt on his ranch, often seen on ties and other clothing in the mid-1960s.

Description: You can't hide, you're too shiny.

Description: For the traveling hipster who has (or wants to) visit all 6 Disney parks.

Description: Now you can take one of the greatest drinks of the vacation kingdom with you wherever you go.

Description: Better safe than sorry.

Description: This shape is found in wooden panels outside the Skipper's Canteen, the former Adventureland Veranda restaurant in Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom. It's likely a stock item from an architectural catalog but I find the simplicity and uniqueness of the shape fascinating.

Description: Celebrate your nuptials in Disney style — 1960's Disney style!

Description: In California, Trader Sam's has some unique drinks that it's Florida counterpart does not, one of the best being the lemony delicious Shipwreck on the Rocks.

Description: The secret password to open all your desires.

Description: One of the best drinks at Trader Sam's bar in Walt Disney World is inspired by the film 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Description: It's not over 'till its over.

Description: If you're a passionate fan of Epcot's old Maelstrom attraction in the Norway pavilion at EPCOT, you'll appreciate the subtle(?) joke which simultaneously pokes fun at the Tiki Room's '90s update (which has now been removed). The Spirit of Norway lies in you!

Description: Dreamfinder and Figment may be gone, but their message of creativity remains strong.

Description: It's "That Shirt," but made for the most magical places on Earth.

Description: Are you off to nowhere in particular? If so, this list of cities from the song may be the thing for you. And since it's from the UK, the words are rendered in the British Rail typeface instead of Helvetica!

Description: This one's for fans of Universal Studios Florida's original King Kong attraction: a reproduction of the actual Roosevelt Island logo as seen on the original real and attraction tram cars, with our favorite ape added for excitement. You can practically smell the banana breath.

Description: As Judy Dench reminds on daily on Spaceship Earth, the Phoenicians were responsible for developing the first alphabet. Now you can acknowledge our cultural debt of gratitude with this shirt, which says "Thank the Phoenicians" in the Phoenician alphabet.

Description: When you've got to go, you've got to go.

Description: This line was written by the Sherman Brothers as part of a now defunct show about Japan's complex history with world relations. Today, it seems a fitting description of the Tokyo Disneyland Resort. Behind the phrase is the kanji character for the word "love."

Description: Inspired by the CircleVision 360 film, we celebrate the United States' northern neighbor with this clean design.