Shorts

Description: Now you can take one of the greatest drinks of the vacation kingdom with you wherever you go.

Description: Better safe than sorry.

Description: This shape is found in wooden panels outside the Skipper's Canteen, the former Adventureland Veranda restaurant in Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom. It's likely a stock item from an architectural catalog but I find the simplicity and uniqueness of the shape fascinating.

Description: Celebrate your nuptials in Disney style — 1960's Disney style!

Description: In California, Trader Sam's has some unique drinks that it's Florida counterpart does not, one of the best being the lemony delicious Shipwreck on the Rocks.

Description: The secret password to open all your desires.

Description: One of the best drinks at Trader Sam's bar in Walt Disney World is inspired by the film 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Description: It's not over 'till its over.

Description: If you're a passionate fan of Epcot's old Maelstrom attraction in the Norway pavilion at EPCOT, you'll appreciate the subtle(?) joke which simultaneously pokes fun at the Tiki Room's '90s update (which has now been removed). The Spirit of Norway lies in you!

Description: It's "That Shirt," but made for the most magical places on Earth.

Description: Are you off to nowhere in particular? If so, this list of cities from the song may be the thing for you. And since it's from the UK, the words are rendered in the British Rail typeface instead of Helvetica!

Description: Fans of the original Jaws ride will enjoy this subtle nod to the attraction's heroic boat, which looks like a standard sports jersey to the rest of the world.

Description: This one's for fans of Universal Studios Florida's original King Kong attraction: a reproduction of the actual Roosevelt Island logo as seen on the original real and attraction tram cars, with our favorite ape added for excitement. You can practically smell the banana breath.

Description: As Judy Dench reminds on daily on Spaceship Earth, the Phoenicians were responsible for developing the first alphabet. Now you can acknowledge our cultural debt of gratitude with this shirt, which says "Thank the Phoenicians" in the Phoenician alphabet.

Description: When you've got to go, you've got to go.

Description: It's fun to dine with fruits and vegetables. Rendered in a modern take on Art Deco style, this shirt it's a delicious complement for our "Veggie Veggie" couples shirt.

Description: We've all been there -- maybe you've had one too many drink on your Disney vacation either in the parks or on a cruise. It's OK. Just remember the advice Buzz gave Woody.

Description: Especially for fans of a certain spook house, this shirt will surely help those around you to get into the spirit of your nuptials. Till Death Do Us Part is rendered in green to compliment the matching groom's shirt.

Description: It's fun to dine with fruits and vegetables. Rendered in a modern take on Art Deco style, this shirt it's a delicious complement for our "Fruit Fruit" couples shirt.

Description: Especially for fans of a certain spook house, this shirt will surely help those around you to get into the spirit of your nuptials. "Till Death Do Us Part" is rendered in purple to compliment the matching bride's shirt.

Description: 94 was a great year and a great docking bay in Mos Eisley, most famously used by smuggler Han Solo to house the Millennium Falcon. You'll slip by sporting imperials with this design that resembles a team jersey numeral.

Description: There are many ways to say beer on vacation. Use this as a handy guide as you travel around World Showcase.

Description: This message of hope appears at the end of Tokyo DisneySea's Journey to the Center of the Earth, but it's applicable on the surface too!

Description: There's no need to make up an excuse—just let everyone know that you're working on it.

Description: These friendly cannibal tikis say "you're welcome." For what we're not quite sure.

Description: Are we on our way to Nottingham? To Birmingham? To Buckingham? Or any hammy hamlet by the sea? No!

Description: When ya mess with Polynesia, the Tiki gods will squeeze ya.